I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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