Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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