I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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