THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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