Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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