Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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