So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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