Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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