alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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