Where is the hickey?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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