wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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