her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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