you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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