if only i could text you this smell
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just want nice things and good sex
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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