i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
