guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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