My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize