who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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