Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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