So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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