Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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