we made out on top of his cat.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
