They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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