Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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