When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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