I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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