jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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