He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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