It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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