just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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