Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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