Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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