2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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