I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I don't think brook has ever known best
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She even gives head with a lisp.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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