dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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