life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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