For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....