She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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