So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
this hospital has no fireball
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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