what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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