Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Randomize
