i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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