I feel great
I just peed on a car
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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