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I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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