She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The power of my boobs compel you
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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