Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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