So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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