i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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