her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We need to rekindle our bromance
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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