just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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