question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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