When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just pee around me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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