Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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