My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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