i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
