That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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