My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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